Hmm What if's

What ifs, and What Would Happen


What if the sky was never blue?
The only color you would see would be yellow from the sun, which would make everybody’s days brighter, then blue
What if there wasn’t a Mr. Rogers?
No body would know how to tie their shoes
What if Romeo never met Juliet?
Romeo would still be alive and kicken
What if there were only men on this planet?
Humans would be dumb
What if their were only women on this planet?
The whole world would PMS
What if humans didn’t talk?
We would have a lot of mimes
What if there was no fast food?
There wouldn’t be thunder thighs
What if humans didn’t have legs or feet?
There wouldn’t be three legged races or shoes
What if humans couldn’t love?
There wouldn’t be heart breaks
What if the grass was always dark brown?
It would look like you shit yourself every time you fell
What if cows produced Chocolate milk?
We wouldn’t have white milk
What if the world was octagon and not round?
Then everybody was wrong
What if Armstrong never went to the moon?
Then that would be correct
What if humans were born through the nostril of their mother?
Then their female parts would sneeze
What if people were black and blue?
Then we would have to do something to stop all the fighting