If Bill's Mother had an Excuse

As the sad mother of Bill Clinton, I am here to apologize for his actions in office. His immature behavior was completely inappropriate and undeserved by the entire nation. Though there is a reasonable explanation for his actions. As a child, Billy was dropped on his head by his father. His flat head shows the proof of this. Poor Billy’s mind was disorganized from then on. It’s quite obvious that the whole Monika Lewinski thing was due to his head injury. You see, his vision has never been the same since his father dropped him. His blurred vision corrupted his vision of Monika, that night, and he mistakenly thought that the woman he was engaging in sexual activities with was his dear beloved Hilary. As he found out later, it was not, and he tried to cover it up by saying he didn’t engage in sexual activities with Monica. Everybody should understand his issue with his vision, and realize that it wasn’t his fault he had sex with the wrong women.

Sincerely,
Billy’s Mother